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Did you see that viral video of Charlize Theron? No. Charlize was auctioning off for charity a seven-second kiss with her. Shut the f*** up! She did? For seven? I don't think I'd make it past three. I'd faint. Seven seconds. Seven seconds in heaven with Charlize? And- Does she tongue? Will she tongue you? I highly doubt there was- What's the stipulation of the kiss? I highly- Can I be spat on hearing it? Rachel! Sorry. Calm down. It was about to be going, going, gone, right? A woman came in. Ooh! She bid, won, and a woman won the kiss. Oh my God. Would you ever pay to kiss Charlize? Me paying is so on the nose. Also, I feel like she would see that it was me and be like, oh, the girl who's been DMing me for 12 years. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I think she would be so disappointed that I don't think I could enjoy it. I don't think I could get there. If she's not into it. Well, you're not supposed to get there. It's not supposed to be. You're not supposed to like get turned on or be horny. what is this if not paying to get this is work no it's not charity but it's charity a kissing group is not six figures to kiss to kiss charlie's throne and then not get yes this is so stupid now i'm mad i think if you are getting supposed to do not get away go oh i don't like this well you're supposed to like it but in yourself this is the dumbest i've ever heard