Transcript (en)

Wouldn't you rather take a new baby to raise than a half-grown problem child? Well, no, because, you see, we've already had the satisfaction of our own babies. Anyone can start from scratch, but these other children offer an interesting challenge. Uh... Yes, sir? Don't you find that by accepting this interesting challenge you're apt to neglect your husband? In what way? How many ways are there? Well, I can assure you that whatever inconvenience he has been caused is temporary. How long is temporary? Young man. Oh, thank you. Are you married? Eh? A little louder, please. Are you married? Sometimes I wonder. Well, I'd like to tell you this about my husband. He's deeply interested in our children. He's reasonably patient and just and firm. He's unfailingly enthusiastic in helping each one outgrow difficulties. He's the first one they turn to when they need help with their homework or a new catcher for the baseball team. And whenever they have a new achievement, they run to him to demonstrate it because he's always so open in his pride and delight. It's pride and delight. He has the undying love and affection of every member of his family, including his wife. And you ask if he's neglected.