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Doug! Maya! Hey! Hi! These are my parents. Oh, so this is the girl. Hi, I'm Annie. I'm your new mother-in-law. Nice to meet you. Hi. Hey, baby. Nice to meet you. Well, my parents are here, too. Maya, hurry up. Your mama done found the table she wanted. She won't. How do you know this person? Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating. The fuck? Hi, Alex. How's your classes going, Doug? You're just in the neighborhood. I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together? Would that be fun? Yes, thank you. So, do you like weather? You two know each other? No. It crazy all these students and parents potential witnesses How did you two meet Oh I love meet Cute stories We met at a poetry slam and then he stalked me back to my dorm room. Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful. Then what happened? And then we hung out and we watched a movie. Actually, we watched it a couple times. Yeah, but... See, this is bullshit. This is fucking... Wait a minute. What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water. He's black. He's been through a lot. For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crate before I go crazy. Be right back. So, uh, where are you from originally? I'm straight out of Compton. Well, my husband's from Northridge. Come on, man. Hook me up. What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on. Hook me up. Two little fucking string beans. Give me the goddamn string beans. I want some fucking devil eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit? I like fruit. But this pork shit, I got the bone. Don't take me out of the bone. Shit was nasty. He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, play? Wanna go to the movies? Break your motherfucking eggs. Break your eggs. What? How you doing, Mr. Nice Plain? Get your fucking...