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Oh, Joe's gun. Look at this, all greasy and dirty. Okay, wash those too. Okay, this is the way we wash our guns really, really well. That's fine. Go ahead, make your bed. What's your doing with my gun, Mom? Nothing, I cleaned it. What is this, Mom? You didn't clean your right? I mean, you took all the blowing off it. You want real stopping power? This is your thing. Charter arms, $44, full dollar. No, my son's this bigger. I got a bottle brush this long down the barrel of it. Okay, bigger. How about this? That's it. Ah, never mind. I'll take it like that. There's a 15-day cooling off point. What do you do? Give me your driver's license. I'll do all the paperwork. You come back in two weeks, and this baby's yours. Two weeks? I need it today. Well, I'm sorry, lady. That's the lock. Can I have it back, please? Hey, lady. You really want to buy a gun today? You got a gun for sale? American-made, lightweight, adjustable stock. No no no I want a Taurus 99 long barrel What about one of these You see my new life right This is a Mac All the big drug dealers love this gun How much 500 I give you Okay, okay. Don't forget that extra clip. Oh, present. Jesus. Mom, this is a legal weapon. Where'd you get it? Those guys who got shot, they had all these guns in the back of their van. You brought a machine gun off the back of a van? I tried in the store, but they said I had a couloir. Mommy could go to jail for this, why didn't you tell me? Because I wanted it to be a surprise. It is! What are you talking about? Flowers, Joe, I've never seen so many roses. Don't believe it. Damn it! What? She's always got any fear, she's driving me crazy, Quinn! What are you talking about? It was my mom. You mean you didn't send the roses? Of course I didn't! Hey! Oh! No! Ah! Yeah! You got ten seconds to get your senior citizen butt in here! What did you say? Don say a word not a single word Did something happen with Gwen Look I not here to talk about Gwen I here to talk to you Well there no need to shop I know this is hard for you because you can help yourself but if you want to stay here I drawn up a list of rules I don like the tone of your voice young man Rule number one, never say you don't like the tone of my voice, young man. Number two... You've written down a list of rules for your mother? You cannot interfere with my love life ever at all. What? She didn't like the flowers? Oh, yeah. They were a big hit. Six, you don't clean guns, you don't buy guns, you don't shoot guns. Anything else? Just sometimes. Forget I'm your son. Treat me like a human being. Well, you can't treat me like this, Joey. Oh, yes, I can. Here's the list, Mom. Now you think about it. Hey, you think making me follow a bunch of dumb rules is gonna make your life any better? I'm not listening, Mom. Your problem is you don't love enough, Joe. The minute somebody tries to get close to you, you shut them out. And you're shutting me out just like you shut out Gwen. Gwen loves you, and that scares you to death because she's special. And when you meet someone who's special, you should reach out and grab hold of them with both hands. Grab hold? What are you talking about, Mom? I talking about waking up one morning and finding you 60 years old living in a little apartment all by yourself just wishing you had someone to love as special as Gwen For your information I didn dump Gwen she dumped me I sorry that I hit you I was just disappointed about the flowers You said what you said Gwen, you don't have to apologize. I deserve to get it. I mean, I made it mess out of everything. I should have sent you those flowers. Really? When you meet someone as special as you, you should reach out and grab them with both hands. Because if you don't, one morning you wake up and you're 60 years old and you're living all alone in some little apartment And you wish you just had the chance to love someone as special as you. That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me. Joey, are you all right? Tom, what are you doing here? I came to back you up. Get inside. Take a bite to your little boy, Mrs. Bamask. Just kidding. Ignore me. Hold it! This is really going to give me a great deal of pleasure. Nobody hurts my baby. Who is? You shot him. No shit. I saved my life. That's what moms are for, Junior.