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Too much? No. Okay, just hang on. You just can't handle her raw sexuality, Katie. When did you and Leonard break up? Uh, about two years ago. Why do you think he asked you out again? I don't know. Maybe he's dying. That would be so romantic. He's not dying. Too bad. If he were, she could just throw him in bed and ride him right up until he flatlines. How about this? Come on. Yeah, okay, no. Do you think you'll sleep with him tonight? Absolutely not. Look, we're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes. If he were dying, would you sleep with him? What? Assuming he were dying of something that couldn't be sexually transmitted. You know, like a spear wound to the head? Okay, he is not dying. How do you know? Are you a doctor? You can make believe, though. Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up and I'm a sexy cardiologist. And the naughty part is I not in his HMO network I not going to make a big deal out of this It just dinner With a dead man Amy, stop it. Oh, God, I'm so nervous. Relax, you know Leonard's always been crazy about you. It's gonna be great. I know, but we finally got into a place where we can hang out without it being weird. And if something goes wrong, then what? Guess it'll just be Sheldon and me going on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. Sure, we'd love that. Change of clothes, we got a lot riding on this. Okay, how do I look? More to the point, why are you doing this? What are you talking about? Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took you two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down. I didn't defile your sister, we had a relationship. I heard you call her brown sugar. In my book, that's defilement. You want to know my opinion? Oh boy, do I? Sarcasm? No. All right, then. The reason you're fixated on a good-natured simpleton like Penny is that she's the exact opposite of your first romantic attachment, your brilliant yet intimidating mother. Where on earth did you get that from? It's in her book Needy Baby Greedy Baby.