Transcript (en)

Kathleen Kelly. Hello. This is a coincidence. Would you mind if I sat down? Yes. Yes, I would. Actually, I'm expecting someone. Thanks. Pride and Prejudice. Do you mind? I bet you read that book every year. I bet you just love that Mr. Darcy, and your sentimental heart just beats wildly at the thought that he and, well, you know, whatever her name is, are truly, honestly going to end up together. Can I get you something? No, no, he's not staying. Mo Cachino, decaf, non-fac. No, no, you are not staying. I'll just stay here until your friend gets here. Gee, is he late? The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet She is one of the greatest and most complex characters ever written not that you would know As a matter of fact I read it Oh well good for you I think you discover a lot of things if you really knew me If I really knew you, I know what I would find. Instead of a brain, a cash register, instead of a heart, a bottom line. What? I just had a breakthrough. What is it? I have you to thank for it for the first time in my life when confronted with a horrible, insensitive person, I knew exactly what I wanted to say, and I said it. Well, I think you have a gift for it. That was a perfect blend of poetry and meanness. Meanness? Let me tell you something about meanness. Don't misunderstand me. I'm just trying to pay you a compliment. Oh, oh, why are you touching that? What are you doing? Is this a red rose? No, you know, it's a crimson rose. Something you read about in a book, no doubt. It's funny to you, isn't it? Everything is a joke to you. Please leave. Please, please leave, I beg you.