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A potential scandal with the Buffalo PD surface today when the mayor demanded that... When the mayor demanded that the chief... When the mayor demanded that the chief of boy... As a response to allegations... Sorry, I seem to have something stuck in mind. Somebody get him some water, please. Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water. Oh, here we go. Sorry about that. In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France. What did he just say? Check the prompter. The prompter's fine. Evan, read the copy, please. The copy's good. Just read it. The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime Rib Roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I like do da cha I'm sorry, we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news... Oh, my apologies. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. . Blalalala!