Transcript (en)

Seriously, Barney? Even you, even someone as certifiably insane as you must realize that this is too far. You lied to me, manipulated me for weeks. Do you really think I could ever kiss you after that? Do you really think I could ever trust you after that? This, this is proof of why we don't work, why we'll never work. So thank you. You've set me free, because how could Could I be with a man who thinks that this trick, this enormous lie could ever make me want to date him again? Turn it over.