Transcript (en)

Look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart. Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have, never will. Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you. Nope, not one. What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school. Not the barnacle. I always look drop, dead, stone, cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold. He was right, kids. Your Uncle Marshall does a lot of things well, but he does not take a good picture. All bad, okay? Like, here, here, look at this one. My eyes are open. Marshall, no! Oh, you did put a bow on it. Chip and dip, Ernie? Sure. Aha! Got it. A bad picture. Is it, though?