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Obviously, none of you knows what it really means to be a parent. Obviously, neither of you know what it means to be a friend anymore. What are you talking about? Think about it. This is the most we've seen you two in five months. You don't seem to care what's going on in our lives unless it's an eight or higher. Well, what do you expect? We have a baby now. Yeah, the days of closing down McLarens are over. Unless you want to get up with us at 5.13 in the morning with a screaming baby. So that's it? The end of an era? Just like that? We're sorry if we don't have time to sit around the bar listening to silly little dating problems. When you have a baby, it's not just the most important thing in your life. It's the only important thing. When are you guys going to get that? I think we get it. I can't believe they just walked out. Maybe it's for the best. Barney was starting to pull ahead. I mean, how selfish can they be? We're trying to raise a child here. I'm sorry if I don't have time to deal with Ted's, um, or Robin's, um, or Barney's. No. I know we were about to name one of them Marvin's godparent, and I can't tell you what's going on in any of their lives. Do you think that maybe we've been a little crappy as friends lately Do you really know how to bow hunt Um yeah At the British Columbia Military School for Boys we called it Making Lunch. Hey guys, we asked Mickey to watch Marvin so we could come down and talk. I know that we didn't get to finish the game, but we've reached a decision. Lily? You've decided to revoke the eight or higher rule. What? We want to know everything that's going on with you guys. Really? You're our best friends. Everything is an eight or higher. And for the first time in almost half a year, Lily and Marshall closed down McLaren's. Anyway, Victoria's dad and I are working out a payment plan with a very reasonable interest rate. But at least Nick's bike's fuel efficient. We're getting like 30, 35 miles to the cop. Really? You know, I should have told you about that six and a half sooner. Barney Stinson banging anything less than an eight, that's like a 15. And it was a great night. Great. Until... Go back to bed. We got this. And Lily and Marshall finally decided on a guardian. You sure about this baby? Yes. No matter what happens, I want Marvin to stay in the family.