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in the multiverse, right? Fucking exactly! Sorry I'm late. It's Disney's fault. They bought me back too damn late. In 2018 I was still at Fox. Fuck! Okay, slowly. Explain the situation. Long story short, you die. Heroically, beautifully, annoyingly. And fans absolutely did not fucking handle it well. So, they hired me to save your shiny metal ass. So we win. Oh, you win. The box office wins, too. Then maybe this is destiny. What did Strange say? Don't! Do not bring up the wizard. I'm starting to think you two had a serious communication problem. Here, look at this. Okay, on the left is Captain Marvel, and on the right is Thanos. And then the screenwriter has Thanos knock the damn Captain Marvel flying with a single punch. This is it this is it So what does this gesture actually mean The Hulk still has one hand There can be only one Holmes. Fly up quickly. He can't fly. One-click auto mode. Let the suit do it. Give me a time stone. and I'll take over the battlefield. A hundred million dollars is too high. Take a little less. But it seems you've misunderstood. You snatched the gloves, snapped your fingers, saved everyone, but sacrificed yourself in the process. Okay. I think I got the general idea. What did you say your name was? Wade. Wade Wilson. Marvel Jesus, yeah. All right Mr Jesus You do know jumping through timelines can affect the multiverse right I don care Multiverse rules timelines sacred bullshit paperwork screw all of it I have to save you Come on Tony Think about the people who love you. Think about your wife. Think about your daughter. If disaster comes again, we face it together. Okay. Then let's hear your plan. The plan is fucking simple. If this universe doesn't have enough people, then we shake the whole damn multiverse for backup. And for ratings, we drag the biggest names we can to this mess. Come on, Tony. Let's go ruin Destiny professionally. Hey, Clark! The DCU is over! Join us! Wait, I think you pissed him off. We need to leave. Come on, man! You already played Wolverine. Superman can't be that hard! Fuck! Fuck! Okay, Fodder Skull guy, quick pitch. Join our team. We're putting together a little Save the Universe side project. Honestly, the trauma, you're perfect! Not interested. Wow, flaming the fire energy. Love that. Wow, super warm energy. Great. Tiga! Yo! Oh boy I think your friend is running out of battery It enough to beat Thanos Jackie! My man! Jackie Chan! We're saved! You know me? Uncle Long, you have a lot of friends. Seriously? We're doing this now? So, we're in a cartoon now? Nice place. Very haunted. Very rich family trauma core. Should I know who you are or is this some of your kind of madness? Oh wait! Damn, I forgot! You've got your own movie-sized disaster coming. Never mind. I'll come back for you. You're getting rescued too. Hey! Elf Prince! We need you on the team! Ignore 90% of that census. You trespass. You mock. And yet you ask for alliance? Okay, that is a no. Very clear no. Wade, we're leaving. Okay, definitely not Kansas. Also amazing cave. Great. Love the energy. Very hostile landlord vibe. Wage, maybe don't look good by insulting his cave. We're building a multiverse rescue squad. You in?