Transcript (en)

This is what would happen in the Deadpool video game if you didn't push the button. Go ahead, player. Whenever you're ready. Just push the button. Oh, did you want to go make a sandwich while the master villain stands behind me ready to strike? Oh, I'll go right ahead. We'll wait. I know it can be hard to execute a long string of button presses like this one, but you can do it. We believe in you. Still here, FYI. Come on, player, come on! We've climbed the mountaintop together! Don't give up now! This totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing because what's-his-name fell over to that other guy and we were all like, PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON! Hands on the controller, shaking fingers poised over the button, each tipped listening with sweat and quivering in anticipation of the moment in which you... PUSH! THE BATTEN!