Transcript (en)

Don't just stand there you ape. Give me a hand up. Nope, I'm actually okay, thank you. Where the hell are we? I don't know. Looks kinda Mad Max-y. But that would be IP infringement, right? I mean- Ow! Fuck! Fuck! I didn't lie! You lied! No! I made an educated wish! Did you say you made an educated fucking wish? They call me the Merc with the mouth. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, the blowjob queen of Saskatoon. Ah! One more word. Please, give me one. Gubernatorial. Was that all you got? Is that what you said when your world went to shit? Come again? Yeah, I heard all about you. and you screwed up everything, you should be thanking me for pulling you out of that bed you shit in. You backstabbing son of a bitch! Are you ready to be calm now? Sabertooth, your brother, ready to die! Wait wait wait wait wait Time You look ridiculous People have waited decades for this fight It not gonna be easy Maybe nice shoot the double take him down Side control, then full mount, and you ground and pound till he makes no sound, because he's dead. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. New rules. I talk now. That's gonna be very hard on the audience. Shut the fuck up! Let me fucking think. We gotta get back to paradox, right? Right? Is your excuse? Am I allowed to speak now? I'm gonna fight you now. How are you? What the fuck are those? Oh, back in civilian life I wear a toupee but nobody knows. Everybody knows. Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback? Uh, go fuck yourself. Open the door! I can't hear you over all the noble sacrifice! Why are you fucking doing this? Because I'm Marvel Jesus. Poor Spock. Hard to say. We? Us? A team? The answer is yes. Shake on it. Fuck! You nicked it! Just got the tip with your little steak knife!