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Don't put this on camera. Sure. My thighs are so sweaty right now. It's like dripping all the way down to the back of my knees. Look at those. See, the only thing that could cool me off right now is to jump naked into a pool. It's so fucking hot. What? Are you asking me to go with you? Where? of the naked pole. Did I ask you about the Gorgonzola? Yes, you asked me about the Gorgonzola! Just because you get it a lot doesn't mean the audience at home has not thought about it. That was like the cornerstone of the whole interview, was you just thought, oh, I'll just mention other cheeses. Like, that was it? That was as far as it went? It was just like, oh, well, you thought Gorgonzola, and then you're just like, that's good. No, no, some of the art of interviewing people is to make them feel comfortable. If I'm doing a nice light... But I don't feel comfortable. I still don't feel comfortable. Do you think people focus maybe too much on your looks and don even you know realize that you just a shitty actor You have red hair and, um... Yes, I do. I do. Guess what they used to call me in high school? Cinnamon muff. No, they didn't call me cinnamon muff. What do they call you? Firecrouch. No, Strawberry Shortcake, small child doll. You know, I find you to be a wonderful actress and I- Thank you. Why don't you join the Boy Scouts or something if you want to be a part of something? I want to be a part of this community. I found like a fellow person that I fucking love. I used to go see your standup all the time and- It doesn't really play well. You know what I mean? No, I- This victim card that you pull- I'm not being a victim. Well, what are you being? I think it's friends. That's what friends do. You fight with your brother. I watch you fight with your brother all the time. Why can't we fight? Why can't we fight? No, I'm not gonna do it! God, all you fucking care about is your goddamn show, man! No, but all you care about is ASA! It's like all your fucking ferns, man! It's a fucking joke! I can't stand it! You're gonna throw my ferns in my face! Who gives a fuck? You care more about your ferns than yourself! You fucking...