Transcript (en)

I would like to clear something up. No, I'm not engaged. No, no. I had a beautiful thing going with an amazing person, but obviously due to the validity of the temperature of today's crazy world and culture, I considered I don't want to be such a burden on such an amazing person. So we decided to part. Sucks, but no, not engaged. But guess what? I am in Des Moines, Iowa, next. So y'all better come catch me, little moolah, baby.