Transcript (en)

In order to ensure the success of our fledgling democracy, I believe that no man should serve more than two terms as president. And I hope that future presidents will follow my lead. What if some future president doesn't follow your lead and runs for a third term? There are remedies for that. the Congress can pass a constitutional amendment that would prohibit that. Well, what if there's some asshole in office, some narcissistic prick, who doesn't follow the Constitution? But rest assured, even if this future president violated the Constitution, then the Congress of the United States and the United States Supreme Court would not allow it. But what if the Supreme Court is a bunch of yes-men and Congress is a bunch of pussies who care more about party than country? Huh? I can even fathom the existence of such men But to further ensure the success of this grand experiment I would suggest that after every presidential election there be a peaceful transfer of power where the loser accepts the results of the election and full-throatedly endorses the victor. Anyone who would accept the results of a free and fair election is a sociopath. A man like that can even foment an insurrection rather than just admit that he lost. What a cuss sucker. He could use the presidency to enrich himself and his family. He could send troops into American cities to terrorize and even kill American citizens all to distract from the fact that his friends were the pedophiles. He's attacking the president, he's even the free press, silencing anyone who dares to criticize him. Ah, come on. That could never happen. That's what you think. Are you suggesting that the president would take the time to challenge anyone who dare make fun of him as if he were a big baby? A big baby! I don't see it.