Transcript (en)

Honey, if McDonald's is the ultimate destination for your late night rendezvous, then you need to step up your game. Those fries ain't going to dip themselves. But I'll say this, if you're going unprotected, at least get a Big Mac to go with that questionable decision. You guys are tripping. Like, if that were the case, then restaurants wouldn't be allowed to serve alcohol at all. No, sobriety test me, bitch. Sobriety test me, breathalyze me, bitch. I need to get one of those. I need to get one of those flow things. You know like the ones that you can get on your keychain I would blow and I would blow under the limit like you guys are tripping I trying to get to McDonald okay I don really give a fuck Like, I don't really give a fuck. I'm trying to get to McDonald's. Okay. I'm not sure what you're doing. I'm literally not drunk. You are trippin'.