Cape Verde slowest player horse cart
Cape Verde's slowest player was caught riding a horse-drawn cart at night.
Transcript (en)
This is Texas. Ain't no hold'em. Lay your cards down, down, down, down. So fuck your letters. Throw your keys out. Stick on round, round, round, round. And I'll be damned if I can't so dance with you. Come and fold some shit on me, honey, too. It's a real live boogie and a real live hoedown. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now. I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you. Come and fold some shit on me, honey, too. It's a real live boogie and a real live hoedown. Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now. Woo-hoo!
