Minions Rise Of Guru martial arts

    by Yuna: Minions: The Rise of Gru

    minions learning martial arts is the ONLY thing i needed to see today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ The Rise Of Guru has me in a chokehold

    Transcript (en)

    We begin with a basic kick. Now you. Okay... No kicking. This is a melon hammer. It's a weapon. This is Fred. He is a dummy. Never underestimate a dummy. Tch, dummy. Hello, Fred! Now attack! Battle in mission! Yeah! Shoo-ah! Shoo-ah! Woo-hoo! Ah! Ah! I'm gonna battle you, you moron. Dead. Doubt tells me I cannot break this wood. Uh-huh. But doubt exists only in the mind. You know what I say to my mind? What the... Now, you. Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh Kevin Kevin Kevin Okay. Clearly we are not ready for philosophy. Let's just trade. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah! Boo! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Hey! Ow! Come on, Mark! Huh? Rest up. Tomorrow's going to be even worse. Oh.