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I caught him eating another woman's pussy. Samantha? It's okay. Nothing has to change. Just think of this as a big purse. Miranda, your purse just spit up. Oh, you'd think after three weeks of no return calls, he'd get the message. Not okay to eat another woman's pussy. Samantha Brady. Well, I'm pissed off, Charlotte. What the hell am I supposed to say? Call it sushi. Another woman's sushi. Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi. Fish and chips would have been such an unfortunate order right now. What'd you do last night? Went to a movie. With who? Myself. On date night? Are we still gonna have to call it date night in our 50s? I would just think that all the people would be looking at me thinking, that poor, pathetic girl. Kind of like the way I'm looking at you right now? What? You don't go out alone? On date night? You're never alone in New York. It's the perfect place to be single. The city is your date. You're dating the city? About 18 years. It's getting serious. I think I'm in love. Do not check your messages again. I'm not. I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine. If you keep participating in this, you might as well just call him. I'm not participating. This has got to stop.