Transcript (en)

Nice to meet you, pink lady. I'll give you a call. Hi. This is Jeff Benton. Ladies. How do you do? It's a pleasure. Is that the smallest man you've ever seen? You brought me here to dump me? I just thought maybe you could meet someone else your own size. Listen, sweetheart, give me an hour and a sack and you'll swear I'm the jelly green giant. Samantha felt so politically incorrect about dumping a man for his height. Let's go. Later that week, Samantha decided to put her heels in storage and give Jeff another chance. Little boys' room. I'll be right back. It was one thing to date a man who went to the little boys' room. Quite another to date one who still shopped at the little boys' department. Samantha! I can't do this. You shop at the boys' department. The clothes fit me better, plus they're cheaper. Where do you shop? The big and tall whore store? You're nothing but a big dick with a little man attached. And you're nothing but a big pair of tits with too much extra leg room. Surprisingly, Samantha had found what she was really looking for. Though he was short, it was a very long relationship for Samantha.