Trump 401k up 84% story

by HOMERED: Donald Trump

Donald Trump told a crowd about a police officer who thanked him, describing the officer as 'a big, strong, good-looking policeman , almost crying' who said, 'sir, I want to thank you!' Trump went on to claim his 401k is up 84%, adding, 'My wife was DISGUSTED with me for YEARS. It was going in the wrong direction.' He said the situation 'helped me with my marriage. My wife respects me again.' The comments were made during a recent appearance.