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Rooster! Tommy, you weren't in class? Yeah, sorry, I had an emergency. Oh, what's going on? Didn't think you'd ask a follow-up. Learn to lie, young man. Okay. Mr. Rooster, wait up. Oh, hey, Tommy. All done. All right. You're gonna love it, because the guy I chose to emulate is one of the greats. What? Me? Yeah, man. Oh, come on. That's a... What? No, no, no, no, no. I am not a great. You are a nut Okay, you fail What? I'm kidding, I'm kidding I'm looking forward to reading it Sweet, yeah Thank you, Tommy Yeah, thank you You're something You inspire me, bro Okay Mr. Russo, hey, sick fit You look like you work on a cruise ship Shouldn't you be writing? Oh my God, I got it all done Excellent Yeah You're going to bed already? It's like super depressing Yeah Hey, you should come out Oh, no, no, no. Everyone will love it. I don't think so. All good. Hey, Tommy, wait up. Yeah? Hell yeah! Let's go! All right, all right. One, two, three. Oh! That's way heavier than I remember. Hello, hello, sleepyhead. Today's class is going to be the only thing on the final. Sorry. What? I'm kidding. What's going on? Sorry, Hooster. I fell a little bit behind on rent, and my roommate's kicked me out. I been sleeping at Spooner place on the floor and my back is not happy Are you unhoused Uh no don worry about me Okay I have an extra room Why don you just crash with me for a couple of days Really? Yeah. That is so lit. Thank you. You're welcome. Do you have toothpaste? You know what? Never mind. I'll get my own. Okay. So just swing by after I get back from hockey practice. Okay. Uh-oh. Stud alert. What do you think? Trying too hard? Hey, I'd hit that. Thank you. Also, you wish. Hey, you need some condoms? That's not a discussion we're going to have. And I noticed that you put condoms on the refrigerator list. That is for food items only. Well, my mom wants me to move home until I can get my grades up, but I'm feeling really good here, you know? You made a deal. You gotta move back home tonight. Come on, Bruce, stack your bags. Tomorrow we will meet, come up with a study plan. Now get you back on track. And you do that? Of course. We're accountability buddies. Yeah. OK. Oh, man, I do not know why I'm so nervous about this date. Oh, relax, man, I got you. Open this up a little, yeah? Oh, yeah? Let the chest hair sing. Yeah, does that look good? Damn. No wonder this lady wants to wife you up. Oh, boy. Yeah, wife me up. Hey, you got this, okay? Oh, yeah. Oh, I definitely pulled something. We need to hydrate so we don't cramp up. Two Gatorays coming up, my queen. I want blue flavored. Brewster? Hey, Tommy. What are you doing here? I live here. Also, get some whipped cream so I can lick it off your balls. Holy sh...