Transcript (en)

What's going on? This is my seat! What are your names? Greg Heffley. Would you... be related to Roderick Heffley? Poopy. Huh? Manny! Poop! He's pooped his pants! No, it isn't what it looks like! It isn't! It's chocolate! Greg! Huh? For now, you're about to be late for your first day of middle school. Oh jeez, how'd that happen? Go, go, go! What's going on? Getting ready for... It was Roderick! He woke me up! He changed my clock! You okay? Fake vomit. You can't beat the classics. the classics You know I think I speak to dad about my suspicions You can do whatever you want I will Okay okay All He Wills is a member so being at the country club means I can hang him Does that mean Heather Hill is there too Heather who I want in Actually I like to order a few things Oh, he's not serious. Oh, I'm very serious. Two orders of fries, a vanilla shake, extra thick, and anything that has bacon on it. What's Roderick doing here? I got invited. You got a problem? No. No problem. Mama's gonna kill you. When did you get a tattoo? There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy. and don't have anybody over this weekend got it I don't need a middle schooler ruining my party I thought it was our party it's my party Roderick! who came over this weekend? what? nobody no matter what they ask you no matter how hard they push deny deny deny got it deny deny deny Roderick can you explain what you're doing in this photo? That's not me. That's not you? Nope. I can't believe you think you had a party. Maybe we can paint over it. I don't know how to make paint. No, I got it. I knew that door had a lock on it and everybody was trying to make me feel like I was losing.