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What are you doing? Do you have to pee? No, I feel something down there. Yeah, you woke it up. Now it's hungry. Oh, it's back. Do you think he gave me something? Uh-oh. Someone's got the herp walk. Sophie, we don't know what it is. It could just be a rash. It could, but it probably isn't. Now let me see. Stop it. What? I was a nurse back in Poland. Well, we were nurses without credentials. Okay, I'm done. I'm done with nurses without credentials or doctors without faces. Tomorrow I'm going to a free clinic. It's an uncomfortable sensation in your nether regions. Could you be more specific? Just give her the phone. Well, this is either herpes or something I ain't never seen before. Now, the HSV-2 is not a standard path. It is a specific blood test, and it is $250. Can we maybe work out a cheaper price? We're waitresses nearby at the Williamsburg Diner. I can give you free food for as long as I work there. Blood test or denial? Blood test. I'll just ask Andy for a loan, but it's actually more of a buy since he already ruined the property. Hi, Andy. Have a seat. And Andy I got that Wait that yours Wow I didn recognize it You owe me for the blood test Andy Well everybody just calm down Andy You may or may not have given her herpes. Look, Caroline, I'm really sorry, but I am totally clean. I will go get tested tomorrow. Please, in the meantime, try not to go to the worst-case scenario. Well, this is my life now, working at a diner with herpes. Hi, maybe you can help me? Oh, my God, what are you doing here? Can we have a seat for a minute? Max, Max, she wants to sit down. Come here and hold my hand. No need to be all dramatic. I just came to tell you that your blood test came back. But I am not allowed to give you the results without a doctor. You're not? No, I am not. That's a nega-tive. A nega-tive. Wait, are you saying it's negative? I could not tell you that. I also could not tell you that it was probably an allergic reaction to soap or laundry detergent. Oh, my God, Max, it was that fabric softener ball from the under a dollar store. Shirley, it was really cool of you to come all the way in because we were really very upset. But I'm not here just out the goodness of my heart. I'm here for my free fries. I'm starving. I haven't been able to eat since you showed me that phone picture of your bits and pieces.