Chavez MP5 skirmisher novel callback ๐Ÿ˜‚

    by Anissimov: Movies

    That "being a sneaky bastard" line never fails to crack me up. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's easily one of the funniest moments in the movie. The humor in that scene is top-tier. For those who've read the novel, it's also a great callback to the fact that Chavez was originally a skirmisher armed with a suppressed MP5, not a sniper.

    Transcript (en)

    That shit! You see him? All right. Move your team two meters to the left. That's it. Stop. Touch that light-colored grass. Sniper at your feet. Nothing here, Sergeant Major. Damn. He is good. That was close. How's he moving so fast? I see him Come in Straight in Now Run Keep coming Stop. To your left. To your left. And stop. Sniper at your feet. What is it? Get lunch here, Sergeant Major. McDonald's, quarter pounder. With cheese. Damn. Damn! That's four. All right, you won this one. Come on out. Soldier, how did you get that close to me? Sniper! Approach the instructor! by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major! You know the fine for littering in the state of California, Chavez? Yes, sir!