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Hey Cam, what's up man? Oh! He was nice, wasn't he? Hey, what's up ladies? Actually, that's on you! I really think you need some help. I care about you, Cam. Your father died tragically in an accident. Maybe you just need some additional counsel. What the fuck are you? Oh shit! I thought I heard a little bitch in here! Oh yeah, yeah, let me see my work, let me see. That... That is beautiful. I think it's my best one yet, right? Oh, come on, man. Oh, friends here. Everyone's laughing. Why aren't you? Oh, fuck. That reeks. Hey, what's up, Daringer? Thought I heard you were getting held back again. What is that, like the third time? That's fucking crazy, right? Fuck. I heard you still suck on your mom's tits, so... You're lucky I got class. Yeah, I better know. I'll see you later, piss boy. I'll come back to sign that shit, all right? You better believe it! You let everyone treat you like that? I need you to cover for me tonight. What Dude I don even work here I can miss this party so I need you to cover for me I need you to go home I need you to tell Mom that I caught like a double shift or something There a party tonight How come no one ever invites me to these things You like weird and your glasses are crooked and you steal my clothes, which got slushied on earlier today. And you're like, just, um, cover for me tonight, and I'll pay you back. No, I would. I'm just too hungry to think right now, Kat. No. Okay. No more free food, dude. I guess I'll see you at home. Fine. Fine. But if I hear a word of this from mom, you are dead to me. Do you mind if I sit with you? Yeah. Okay. So I hear you're throwing a party to me. Give me your hand. Which one? That one. Any one. This is my number. I'll need you to text me or something. I'll lead you to it. Dude, you came. These guys are crazy. I know. I don't really like being around them too long. Where are we? It's just like a quiet spot. So... Oh, dude, just open the door. No, no, no way. No, seriously, it's okay. I'm tired of him. And then he'll start a fight and then my dad will come. Absolutely not. Here, go out this way. The window, are you serious? Yes, yes. Go out the window, yes. Crap. Kim, I have your girl. What the fuck? You gotcha. Hey, hey, hey, guys, it's him! It's here! Go, go, go! Come back later!