Transcript (en)

Don't you think this could stand to be a little shorter? Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see you next Tuesday? My what? See you next Tuesday? Was that a schoolhouse rock I missed? If I have to be a bridesmaid, I'd at least like to look good. Well, you don't have to be a bridesmaid. I would love to be left out. I could be in bed with a hot Scott right now. Fine. Guys, don't do this. Later that week, the four of us celebrated Charlotte's last night as a single woman. I can't believe you're getting married. I finally get to sleep with Trey. Excuse me? You haven't slept with him yet? Honey, before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive. He is an amazing kisser. And he's so sexy. And he loves me. Here we go. Where is Carrie? She'll be here. Jeez, you look perfect. Honestly? Honestly. Despite all her bitching, Samantha actually enjoyed being a bridesmaid.