Black-ish funniest moment 😂

    by Yawaustin: Movies

    The most relatable scene from Black-ish had me laughing out loud.

    Transcript (en)

    And that's what truly makes America great. The horror. The horror. I can't believe you abandoned a three-year-old. I think she was four. You monster. If you watch closely, you can actually see her tiny spirit being crushed. Faith in humanity? No faith in humanity. Faith in humanity? No faith in humanity. That is how serial killers are born. Okay, look, I know it looks bad, but that is a little white girl. And as a black man... No! No! You do not get to play the race card today. Not with that. Sorry I'm late. There was a little snowflake on the elevator, so I have to take the stairs. Me too. Careful, Dre. Someone out there setting traps I don understand Why are you two so afraid of a baby We don have the luxury of being helpful because we instantly seen as threats Well that just common sense I see any adult male as a threat. The point is, we can't get away with half the stuff that you guys do. Look, sorry I'm late, boss. There's a little white girl in the elephant. Almost had me. I saw my freedom flash right before my eyes. So some of my coworkers didn't get it, but I knew my family would. Mm-hmm. I married a monster. To be fair, as a black man, we can never be too careful. I remember my first little white girl in an elevator. Well, you did the right thing, son. Proud of you. You're proud of him? Damn proud. Okay, this is insane. What do you think would have happened if you'd helped the little white girl? I'm gonna help you find your mom, okay? All right. Do you know what floor she's on? So, Andre, huh? What were your plans here today? No, okay, I get it. You had to be guarded to survive the NWA 80s. But it is Drake's summer 16. You don't have to be guarded anymore. Whatever. Alright, I'm not gonna let you take this away from me. Pops is proud of you. Damn proud.