annoy your parents chili cheese hot dog

    by kaya: Comedy

    Me annoying my mom until she crashes out is my favorite hobby 😂 the way she gets so heated over nothing lmfao

    Transcript (en)

    Get out of that room! Fuck you! If you destroy that fucking light, I'll kill you! Stop. Oh, you did? I'm gonna kick your ass. Go on! I'm embarrassing you. How am I embarrassing you? How am I embarrassing you? How? How? Can we enjoy my life so you blow my shit? Shut the fuck up! Did you shut the fuck up? I saw you. I walked in on you opening the fridge putting your fucking dick in the milk I never get milk And the one time I do there fucking Get away from me Pull up his pants down That fucking weird Heart. And then literally... Get away. It's fucking weird. Lady. What are you puking for? Fuck off. I told you I needed to go to Home Depot to get me 20 bags of fucking salt. Uh-huh. Yeah-huh. Yeah-huh. I want to catch you the bus. Stop putting your f**k! My darn mop! I don't tell you about this stupid f**k! When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city Beam it! God damn it! Oh no! Just go away. Dinner? I'm sorry.