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Hold on, her dad and I want to do it on the couch, so don't come out, okay? What the fuck? I've just been so nervous about our anniversary, y'all tomorrow, 45 years, I'm just... Cut that camera off and come on. Can y'all just be... can y'all like... Oh, you want to see us in motion? Remember when you said you'd spend your whole life making me happy? Yeah. So what happened? I didn't expect to live this long. Mom, mom, mom, can you make me some pancakes? Daddy, what's he doing? I said to stop. I don't need to stop. Just leave me alone or I'll crack your head. What is the secret to 60 years of marriage? Being deaf. Babe, I just don't understand how God can make you beautiful and stupid at the same time. Really Let me explain He made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me He made me stupid so I be attracted to you Oh no Mama Daddy help her with her tailbone Y'all just don't know. Where's your tailbone at? On top of my head. Oh, I didn't know. Can I sit on that knee? Yeah. Boy, that hand's cold. As long as you don't stay too long. Ew, ew. And he wets my hair and then rinses it. Oh, it's fun. Soaking her head with water. Yeah, sometimes he gets carried away. Pop. Drowns me. Come on, turn around, doll baby. Brandy. Yeah? This is my baby. I know. How many years today? 64. He's been married to me 64 years today. Same old woman. Why did you fucking let him out here? I come out here with some fucking peace and quiet. You can slip your fucking ass right on the couch if you don't want to sleep at bed. I don't give two fucking shit. We'll be more fucking comfortable. Okay then. Case closed. I'll bring your pillow off tonight. You'll bring my pillow off. I will. Well, fine. Good.