Peacemaker John Cena improvised rant
by Professional Portal ☀️: John Cena
In the fifth episode of 'Peacemaker' (2022), John Cena delivered an improvised rant that stretched nearly 20 minutes. The original script only listed a few names, but director James Gunn instructed Cena to 'just keep going.' What followed was a barrage of random celebrities, athletes, and politicians shouted by Cena.
Transcript (en)
Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison. Then why'd you put him there, you fat fucker? Because I couldn't think of anybody else. What about Ariana Grande or Drake? What? Brad Pitt or Payton Stewart or Doug the Pug? Khloe Kardashian, the Red Tiger from Voltron, Fran Tarkenton, Joe Montana, Joe Montana, Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS. Eugene Levy? What, dude? John Lovitz? Shut the fuck up and listen, man. I'm giving you a list of people you could have done. Danny DeVito, Will Ferrell, Howard Stern, Baba Booey, Robin Ophelia, Quivers, Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, Bill Cosby. He just got out. He's got time on his hands. Amy Winehouse. Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead. Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, the fucking cunts from Riverdale.
