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Can I help you? Yes. I'd like to return this vibrator. We don't sell vibrators. Yes, you do. I bought it here six months ago. That's not a vibrator. It's a neck massager. No, it's a vibrator. Sharper Image doesn't sell vibrators. It's a neck massager. You expect me to believe that women buy these to help their sore necks? It's a neck massager. Fine. I'd like to return this neck massager. What's wrong with it? It failed to get me off. It has a warranty and it just stopped. It made the saddest little sound. Perhaps you wore it out. Well, honey, it wouldn't be the first one. Fine. Just find another and go to the cashier. I know a man who's in desperate need of a neck massage. Oh, you don't want that one. Too many bells and whistles. That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard, we'd get us a man. Am I right? Samantha instantly established herself as the Meshiko Kakutani of vibrators. I think that one actually is a back massager. Not if you mount it. No, absolutely not. That will burn your clit off. Even with underwear? Even with ski pants.