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Do you always run adult titles with your daughter in tow, or is this the first time? Excuse me? When you run porn, do you usually do it with family around, or is this like a, you know, special occasion? Do I have to answer this? I'm a grad student. I'm writing a thesis paper. Okay. I would rather not take part. Really? What are you getting, Daddy? Yeah, Daddy, what are you getting? Let's just take a little look. Let's... No. Okay. Would you mind not asking me those questions when my daughter's with me? How about when you bring these back? In an effort to get honest feedback, I'd appreciate it if you left the kid and the wife at home. My mom's dead. She doesn't know I was born. Man, I'm sorry. I didn't... No, you didn't. I just wanted to come here and tell you that I'm really sorry about earlier tonight. Well, is that why you're here? Come on, why don't you let me take you out one day this week? You do eat lunch when you're not knee-deep in adult movies, right? I appreciate it, but no thanks. How often do you rent adult movies? Three or four times a week. You're renting it presumably to masturbate to, right? Good God. Oh, come on. Don't be such a tight ass. We're all adults here. So you still haven't learned there are some things that are polite to talk about in public? It makes you feel any better. I mean, I do it, like, twice a day. Good God! I just have a healthy sexual appetite. Well, why don't you go out and get yourself a boyfriend? Why don't you just go out and get yourself a girlfriend? I work all day. I hang out with my kid all night. So you would rather hang out with your kid than get laid? Yeah. When was the last time you had sex? Seven years. Seven years? Since my wife died, yeah. Where are we going? To your place. We're gonna have some sex. What, did you forget something? No, I can't do it. I'm sorry. What are you, a monk? God. Come on, stud. Man cannot live on porn alone.