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We're gonna try to do it! Oh! What's the emergency? I know about the charm. Not you two. Somebody posted about you on perfectmatch.com. It's an internet dating site. Yeah, I know what it is. This is out of control. These stories are just coincidence. That's what I thought. But then, I went to urbanlegends.com and nobody's disproved it. Reba, I'll see you at work on Monday. Good night. Dr. Logan, you've always been there for me. When you need a day off, yes. When you need a lift home from work, yes. When Reggie died four years ago, you sent that beautiful card. Do you remember what you wrote? If there's anything I can do, please let me know. Yeah, but, uh, well, I'm letting you know. That's not what I had in mind. These panties are edible, but I'd avoid the tush area, as I've been sitting for about three hours. Reba, I'm not the guy for you. I'm not saying you are, but the next guy might be. Dr Charlie if we together I know I find my soulmate That ridiculous No Don cry It okay Come on Dr Chuck You gotta keep it to me. Please, Charlie. I can't do this. Don't worry. I'll do everything. Please, just close your eyes and imagine somebody beautiful. I'll imagine you. No one but you. Reba? You slept with Reba? Shh. Shut up. Shut up. What the hell's the matter with you, man? You're telling me that you have the power to turn any hot chick out there, any hot chick, into a knob-gobbling, lance-waxing fleshmonger, and you're out there plowing the back 40 with Reba? You don't know because you weren't there. Ugh, thank God it wasn't there. It's disgusting. It's revolting.