Nervous proposal ask moment

    by Vibrant Bobby: Movies

    A man nearly had a wardrobe malfunction while nervously asking his future father-in-law for permission to marry his daughter.

    Transcript (en)

    What did you drive here for? I'm in love with your daughter, and she says she's in love with me. I'd like to ask her to marry me, and I'd like your permission. I know you don't know me, and I doubt I look like what you dreamed her of. I don't have dreams for my daughter. She does that for herself. She's a grown woman, and you don't need my permission. She knows that. She just wanted to see if you'd do it. Yes, you passed the test. Elvio passed the test. You just had to walk down the street. Worked the patch, right? Yes, sir. Don't die in it. Don't do that to her. And she's tough, but only so much a person can take. No, sir, I won't. You don't look like the type. She is my daughter, so I'll say it. Put a hand to her, and I'll kill you. She'd kill you first, but I'll go real hard on whatever's left. Stay the night. It's a long drive. Supper's almost ready. Fuck. Lomo!