Calling ex after 20 years
omg he had to call his ex after 20 years cause his daughter is dating her son 😂
Transcript (en)
Hello? Hey baby girl, how's it going? Who the hell is this calling me baby girl? This is Lonnie. I know it's been a minute. A minute? They have like 20 years, nigga. What you doing calling me? Nah, I was just calling because I got something around by you. I think we have a situation and we need to figure it out. Now what kind of situation could we have after 20 damn years? You got a 20 year old son, right? I do the one that you was pregnant with the last time we talked okay alright and so this is the thing right did you ever find out who the daddy was was it me or was it him well if it wasn't him then it was me but did you ever find out it's been 20 years you wasn't concerned then there's no need to be concerned now the reason why The reason why I wasn concerned is because when you told me you was pregnant I actually wasn mine The only reason why I actually wasn mine because we was each other side piece I had a woman, you had a man. So it could have been either here's or yours, because we damn sure weren't strapping up. So that's the only reason why I asked that question. But here we are 20 years later, and I need to find out if that's my son or not. Now, what difference is it going to make 20 years later? Okay, alright, well the reason why I want to know now is because my daughter came to me and told me after a year She's been dealing with this dude and she want me to meet him. So I'm like, all right cool So I meet him. I meet me and him meet up and he gets I asked some questions about his family He gets to show me a picture of his family. You happen to be his mama So we need to figure out if that's my son because if that's my son, he fucking his sister And I mean we need to stop that shit Are you fucking kidding me Oh my God Yeah yeah I know That the same thing I said I didn tell him who I was but when I sent your picture and you the mama I told my daughter though, because I told my daughter she needed to leave him alone. And I told her not to say nothing to him until I find out for sure. So you got to figure out a way to get this dude to get a DNA test, because he's 20 years old and he's probably going to ask questions. You see what I'm saying? So we need to figure this out because, nah, he might be fucking his sister. My daughter might be fucking her brother. Well, are you 100% sure that they already slept together? They've been together for a year. Okay. She finally decides she wants me to meet him because he's some old good guy. She in love with the dude. Ah, shit. God damn. Fuck. See, you should have just told me, you know, we should have just, oh my gosh. When the boy was born you either should have found out if dude was a daddy or should have came a hollering at me and we would have found out if I was a daddy Then we wouldn be in this situation He was my side and I wasn trying to keep you around for long anyway. I wasn't concerning. I know he gonna take care of him regardless. And he never want no DNA tests? Why would he? I'm his wife. Oh, he gonna be mad if that's my son. Well, let's hope and pray that he's not. Yeah. I don't think he is. I hope and pray that he ain't because I don't want my daughter fucking her brother. But if he is, you got a couple problems on your hand because you should have kept it honest with that man. That's all I'm talking about. So listen, figure out how we finna get this DNA test and we're going to take it from there. So, you know, hey, hit me up. This is my number. Lock me in your phone. I'm going to holler at you in a minute. All right. All right. All right. Bye. Yep. Hey, she should have told us.
