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I feel insulted. I got a notification from Facebook yesterday. They said they were willing to offer me a $300 signing bonus to start posting on their platform. I was offended for a couple reasons. One, I'm already posting, so it's insulting that you're not seeing it. And two, Really? That's the bag I'm gonna get? I clicked the button though, gang. I signed up, Chad, I'm up 300. Yosida!