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Jesus, honey, wax much? What? I didn't know I was going to be wearing a bathing suit. What are you talking about? I forgot to wax. Since when? 1998? I've had other things on my mind. I could be on death row and not have that situation. Well, Samantha, when you're married, you have a different set of priorities. Oh, honey, don't blame marriage. This one's married and she's not growing a national forest. How do you even cross your legs? Let me make you a spa appointment. Any thicker and you won't be able to find it. So what? It's my fault? I let the sex go out of my marriage? I deserve what I got? Thanks for understanding. Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what I... I'm fine. Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight. Really? Yeah. I gotta do something to pull me out of my Mexicoma. Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Good for you. He couldn't get out of the car. After ten years of what he already put me through, he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car. I made the effort. I put a bird on my head. Is that what that was? Yeah. I thought it was Feather. It was a bird. It was beautiful. Beautiful. He's a bad guy. Always was. Bad guys do bad things. And good guys do bad things. The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. And the rest of them don know how to screw you trust me I done the legwork After everything I know after 20 years of everything we learned I threw it all away for the thrill of putting his name on the honeymoon suite If I met me now I wouldn know me As long as we're going down this road. I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. On what planet did I allow that to happen? But you love him. Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? Is it all about the other person? Is that love? No. That's marriage. Even this ring. I wanted to buy this for myself. That meant something to me to be able to do that. And then he buys it for me. Because he knew how much you loved it. Yes, but now every time I look down at it, I see him, not me. We'll take another round. What? Another? Relax. We're on vacation. Well, technically we're on my honeymoon. No, I think we're on their honeymoon. Yeah, it's all so hot. Three days in. Mailbox full. Yeah, I'll bet it is. There's no time like the present. No, I'm not ready to face it all yet. Hey, I'm going for a run and then to the gym for Pilates. Anybody wanna... I just got an email from your buyer's attorney. They're willing to sell you back your old apartment at the escalated price and are willing to vacate by the time you return, pending an additional financial offer. Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you. Now let's work on getting your things there. You two could rule the world.