Transcript (en)

Have a b**h! This is better. Remember me, Judge, 15 to 20 for aggravated manslaughter? Well, I got out today. And you know what? I'm still aggravated! Do you mind? We're trying to conduct a trial here. Get down here! Did you hear me? I said I had a b**h. No, you don't. And here's why. A, you said manslaughter, which means that you didn't have the guts for murder one the first time around. B, if you're clever enough to make that aggravation joke, you're clever enough to know that threatening to have a b**h carries a much lesser sentence than actually wearing one. C, that code is fairly svelte, and D, really had a b**ch. You wouldn't need to have a hostage, would you? I do have a b**ch. I'm assuming you could speed through your testimony just to keep up with our schedule. You sit down or I'll blow this thing! You don't have a b**ch. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Prove it. Mr. Chase, perhaps... I was a hostage negotiator as a Marine. This man does not have a b**ch. I do, too. Show me the b**ch. I'll blow this thing. Mr. Chase. Show it to me. I'm not gonna show you. I didn't think so. Fine. What do you know?