Matt Damon as Odysseus
by Professional Portal ☀️: Odysseus
Matt Damon once declared that not even Helen of Troy could distract him from Game Six, and now he's playing Odysseus. The irony is real.
Transcript (en)
What? No, I was in a bar having a drink with my future wife. You missed Pudge Fist's home run? Oh yeah. To have a fucking drink with some lady you never met? Yeah, but you should have seen her. She was a stunner. I don't care if fucking... Oh no, no, she lit up the room. I don't care if Helena Troy walked into the room! That's game six! Oh my god, and who are these fucking friends of yours? They let you get away with that?
