Tom Hardy Legend 2015 performance

    by Yawaustin: Tom Hardy

    tom hardy in legend (2015) is genuinely so good

    Transcript (en)

    What is that? Yeah, what do you think, Puff? It's a fucking tool. No, it's not. It's a fucking rolling pin. Who are you? Fanny Craddock? What do you do with that? You'll bake me a cake, you'll sing me a song, watch me blow up my fucking candles. I come here for a fucking shootout, right? A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo. Have you ever heard of them? No. Because you were too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't you? Rich, this is like a fucking nonsense to a man. They're fucking nunsies. You help me fuck your way. Go on, get up. Go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster. Shoot out, right? It's a fucking shoot out. Like a wester. Wankers. Fucking embarrassing. Waste of our time. Fucking waste of our time.