Transcript (en)

Once upon a time, a hideous ogre and a delusional donkey embarked on a journey to the magical city of further, further away. Oh my god! It's happening. It's really happening. Do you know what that means? I need a makeover. Get my arms yoked in my back jacket. My abs added. Maybe even tighten up my badonkadonk. No, definitely not. So what you're saying is a shrek and donkey off on another... No! Don't say it. Truth or work, friend? That's not what this is. On a whirlwind... Donkey! Big city! Ow! I'm caked up like a friggin' bakery! Adventure! Wanna date a snowman? Speed up, Shrek. You really can't help yourself, can you? Hell to the no I can't! Shrek and Donkey, two Star Wars friends, off on another whirlwind big city adventure! Oh, this is bad! Rumble! Baby come back! Any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you. Roxy! Don't care!