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Nanny, this is yours, is it not? No, I don't know what that is. It was in our laundry. It is not mine. It is not Mr. X's, so it has to be yours, right? Right? Yes, it's mine. Please don't leave your personal items lying around the house again. Listen. I need some nanny advice. Okay. To tell you the truth, I don't know what's gotten into her lately. Well, I installed a nanny cam, so we'll soon see the truth. It might be time to let her go. It's really for your own good. She's a little out of your league, don't you think? It couldn't possibly end well. Don't you dare! You stupid, you stupid girl. As if you know anything about my life. As if you know anything about the real world. This is a tape of my latest nanny disaster. She was extremely problematic to say the least She neglected Greyer She drank She even flirted with my husband I finally had to fire her for promiscuous behavior with a boy in the building. This videotape shows her feeding my child peanut butter and jelly directly from the job. You know I remember this nanny. She had a very peculiar attitude. Let's watch. Are you excited about going to Nantucket? Yes. Okay, why don't you Close your eyes, then you can dream about building sandcastles. Love you, Mandy. This must be the wrong tape. I've never seen this one before. It's all right. Just let it play out. We'll get something good. Oh, it's a problem. Big problem. Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple child care rules. Oh, all right. The teddy bear has been compromised. Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay. Spending more time on a benefit for kids you've never met than you do with your own blood is not okay. Going to a spa when your son has a fever of 104 and not answering emergency calls, that officially makes you an unfit mother. This is outrageous. Stop the tape. Uh, no. This is clearly a disgruntled nanny. We might have something to learn here.