Transcript (en)

God damn I love being gay and evil. How we doing? Feeling gay and evil today? Gay and evil. Can we get a little more gay and evil with it today? Hey buddy, what's wrong? Sam, I'm feeling gay, but I don't feel evil today. If you're not gay and evil, then get the fuck out! Anthropic is warning that their new model Mythos might be the most dangerous cyber weapon ever created. We've created something so dangerous we can't even release it. It could hack your DNA, start a new pandemic, destroy democracy, make you homeless, and even kill you. But don't worry, we're the good guys. In a surprise to everyone after telling the U.S. military they can't be trusted with their new AI superweapons, Anthropik decided to give it to literally everyone. So this is the cyber weapon they said could end the world? That's right, sir. Everyone but us? That is correct, sir. Are they retarded? Sir, I think they're just gay and evil. It's the president! They turned off your super weapon! But only I can decide who gets my super weapon!