Transcript (en)

Thanks a lot, son. I think I'm gonna go for it. Is she a good kid, this girl? I don't know. I just met her yesterday, but I hope so. Here's what you do. Tomorrow you borrow my car. You don't lend anybody a car. It's all right. I'm gonna lend you my car. I want you to make a good impression. You borrow my car, and then you give her the test. What, the Mario test? Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho. What do you listen to this kid for? You give her my test. You give her the door test. What's the door test? All right, listen to me. You pull her right where she is, right? Before you get out of the car, you lock both doors. Then you get out of the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. You take out the key, put in the lock, open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door for her. Then you walk around the back of the car and you look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you, so you can get in, dump her. Just like that? Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you, so you can get in. That means she's a selfish broad, and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, you dump her fast. Yeah, what about all the beautiful things you just told me, though, do what my heart tells me to do, it's all that matters, find someone to pull into myself. I mean, hey, this could be one of the great ones. Bullshit, kid. The door test, that's what counts. You dump her, and you dump her fast. Dump her? Dump. My brother did me. Yo, brother, where's your car? Give me the keys. Come on, we gotta go. Come on. What are you talking about? We gotta get there. I'm sure you're not sure. Sweeter than the taste of a cherry so sweet. Yes! But I'm so proud, I'm so proud, I'm so proud of you. I knew you were one of the great ones. Great ones? What are you talking about? Never mind. It's an Italian.