Milley Mich father tweet
isnt this the weirdest way to be a father?
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Help! Help! Jorg! Jorg! Jorg! Jorg! Jorg! Jorg! Jorg! Jorg! Who is that guy? What's happening? Nice try, Jorg! What's going on? Hello? Oh my god! This is so crazy! She told me I saved her life. You're like a hero! She kept complimenting me, then pulled me straight into the back seat. We spent the whole night together. The next morning I woke up to voices outside. I was still trying to process what happened last night. I looked around, but she was gone. Then I got home and found her sitting at my family's dinner table. Hey, here's the hero. That's me. Pull up a chair, sleepyhead. Your new friend's been explaining the news to us. She was laughing and chatting with my family like she'd known them forever. And somehow, everyone already loved her. Then she suddenly asked to use the bathroom. My mom immediately started explaining all the bathroom rules to her. Okay, got it. A second later, she leaned over and kissed me right in front of everyone. My whole family just froze. I like her, Jimmy. She thought I was your sister. I told my family I thought I might actually be in love. Anybody happen to catch her name? Did you ever catch her name? Her name's Lucy. Then suddenly a wanted alert came on the TV Lucy Carlisle AKA Joan Doyle AKA Selma Wrightsdale Carlisle is wanted for murder in multiple cases She kills her boyfriends two so far We been trying to catch her but she keeps changing her name Then they showed an interview with one of her exes. I chased her for a few blocks, but then she jumped into a van with some guy. Right then, the toilet flushed. Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Lucy Carlisle should contact police immediately. She may look sweet, but she is extremely dangerous. A second later, she walked back to the table smiling. My mom didn't even hesitate. She grabbed the TV and smashed it straight into her head. I just stood there in shock. Call the police. Eight months later, she asked to see me in prison. When I arrived for visitation, the guard kept warning me that she was extremely smart. She's not my girlfriend. The second she saw me, she asked if I missed her. I awkwardly brushed it off and asked what she wanted to tell me. Then the guard opened the door and said it was time for her daily exercise hour. But the moment she turned around, I froze. She was pregnant. I don't expect anything from you. I just thought you should know you're gonna be a dad. She looked genuinely excited. She told me she was supposed to be executed within seven months But because of the pregnancy the execution had been postponed a few months later I attended one of the most important moments of her life and just like that. I suddenly had a daughter
