Adam Sandler Inglourious Basterds The Bear Jew
Adam Sandler swinging a baseball bat at a Nazi in 'Inglourious Basterds' seems like a joke until you realize Quentin Tarantino originally wrote The Bear Jew with Sandler in mind. It's one of those alternate-universe casting choices that's impossible not to be curious about.
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Music Did you have a killing juice? I'm ready for ya. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, yeah! Yeah, dude! I'd be shitting my pants if I was you. Teddy fucking Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway parks on his feet for Teddy! Fucking ball game! He went yard on that one I want to fucking lands down street You Damn it Hirshberg Donnie bring another one over here Ararrr The fuck up Batter up! You're on deck! Two hits! I hit you, you hit the ground! Angus? Nein. Wicke! Ask him if he wants to live. Willst du am Leben bleiben? Ja, sir. Tell them to point out on this map the German position. Ask them how many Germans. It could be 12. Around about 12. What kind of artillery? What are they for weapons? They have a machine gun. They have been built in the north. How did they survive this torture? They have let me go. Now when you report what happened here, you can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you. They're gonna wanna know why you so special. We let you live. So tell them we let you live so you can spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find.
