Transcript (en)

You guys want to see what I looked like when I was in court, like, not too long ago? What do you guys think? Was this not cool, court Nick? I burped. What do you guys think? Why are you laughing at me? Why is everyone laughing at me? Pull? The button is fighting for its... Bro, what? It looks good. no belt don't need it because the fat keeps it there oh my god oh my god what the fuck oh dude i used to be in shape man dude i hope i get a fair trial bro i feel like i feel like i've been i've been treated so unfairly by the people of the internet and i really haven't been able to figure out But why? You know, because think of it this way. Let's just ask ourselves this simple question. Would you want me as a friend in your life? Right? That's the question. That's the only question. Okay? Not whether I'm an asshole or not. Right? That doesn't matter. Because people have friends who are assholes. Would you want me as a friend?