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This friend is always on the go. She's a total bond. Call the restaurant and tell them I'm going to be 15 minutes late. Samantha Jones. Smith Jared's on the phone. Refresh my memory. How do we know each other again? You used to do my publicity? Doesn't ring a bell. You used to do me? Oh, ding, ding, ding. How's, uh... LA. I'm in Abu Dhabi. You're back in the Middle East? Yeah, we're shooting the poster for the movie I made here, and I just found out that we're premiering in New York. I'm calling because I want you on that red carpet next to me. You do? Hell yeah. My career never would have happened without you. Who else would I take to my big night? That is so sweet. Oh honey I gotta go I pulling up my panties to get to a lunch date Look at that Very nice It is a fabulous dress for the premiere. What's the worst thing they could say about me in this dress? Uh, who the hell does she think she is? Just went to the top of my list. So, um, you and Smith, you're going to this premiere together as, um... Oh, honey, just friends, but I may throw them a fuck if I like the movie. Oh, that's nice. That should take the edge off the reviews. Carrie! I haven't seen you here in forever. Yeah, I know. I've been cheating on fashion with furniture. So what can I help you with? Well, we need to find a red carpet. Look for my friend Samantha here. And I think we found it. Is that maybe a little young? I don't know. Exactly how old do you think I am? And not that it matters, but I am 50 fucking 2, and I will rock this dress. I'll get you a changing room. So, Carrie, how's the writing going if you're used to working for Vogue? Freelance. Fabulous.